The One With The Pick-up Lines 

I stayed up late to watch a family friend on ntv7's Pillow Talk. Topic for the nite was, 'Picking up men and women'. Mano Maniam (as a guest), told once he said to somebody just two words 'Apa kabar' and the person replied 'Kabar baik'.... Bammm.. 4 years later, they still contacting each other..

So today, I browse thru and found some pick-up lines that might be useful.. (obviously not for me, for my single friends of course.. UKW ).. so, enjoy..

For Men to Use:

• Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?


• Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?


• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.


• I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.


• At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"


• Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?


• Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?


• I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!


• I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

For women to use:

• Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?


• Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.


• Baby, when I saw you sit down, I got jealous of the chair.


• Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!


• Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?


• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.


• Would you like to carry my books for me?


• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


• Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.


• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

For anyone:

• Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.


• Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Watch for those yes answers]


• Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]


• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.