The One With The Scam 

Heheh.. Guess what.. just now, i got a pop-up message saying "You got mail".. well that's no big deal.. but read on the content of the mail..

ATTN..Zen Akmal ,

With due regards

I am Barrister Munsah B.Josh (SAT) a solicitor at law,personal attorney to Engr.J.C.Akmal, who used to work with Shell Development Company in Lome Togo. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a gastly car accident along Kpalime express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts,In my desprate search for urgent assistance,I decided to track his last name over the foreign mission guestbook, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.

I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at USD$20.5 million left behind by my client before it get confisicated or declared unserviceable by the (SECURITY FINANCE FIRM) here in Lome-Togo,where this huge amount were deposited.! And now the bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicated within the next seventy one official working days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for up to 2 years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names,so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for the claim.All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Urgent responce to this letter will be proudly appreciated.

Best Regards.
Barrister Munsah B.Josh.
mailto: *[his_email_address]*@yahoo.co.uk

Hahhahahahaha.. (although I wish this is true).. Oh come on, quoting Richard of Mix.fm, if you want to cheat, make sure you cheat cleverly lah..

ps: So, I've decided to donate my USD20.5m over.. any takers?? ( again.. )